Looking for a delicious treat that will be a pleasure for all your senses, including your sense of adventure? I’ve got the perfect idea. Charcuterie for two can be colorful and artfully presented. A charcuterie board is best when it includes a variety of textures, flavors, and aromatic ingredients. And the crisp snap of a homemade cracker, and the oohs, ahhs and mmmms from your lucky partner will be music to your ears (of course, so would the pop of a cork from a bottle of bubbles to go with it!).
But before you start thinking about what goes on a charcuterie board, you’ll want to make sure you have a good looking board to lend to your charcuterie presentation. Consider gifting your lover a special board or platter you can use over and over again for intimate evenings with a well-planned charcuterie assortment.Here are some beautiful charcuterie board ideas in a variety of price ranges.
Building a charcuterie board for two
Charcuterie is, by definition, preserved meat (especially pork): salted, smoked, cured, confit-ed. But within the realm of charcuterie meats there is incredible variety. It ranges from hams and sausages to duck confit, rillettes and pâté. A traditional charcuterie board has a selection of these preserved meats varied by texture, flavor, and intensity, accompanied by assorted condiments for contrast and added zing.
How to pronounce charcuterie
Charcuterie is a French word. And although it may look intimidating, it is actually easy to pronounce. [shar-kew-tuh-ree]
Where did the charcuterie board originate?
The charcuterie board is originally French. The concept of charcuterie meats was invented in the 15th century as a way to use every part of an animal, not just the most choice cuts. Originally, charcuterie was made only from pork. But today charcuterie has evolved to include a variety of preserved meats and poultry.
Traditional, artisan-made charcuterie can be found just about anywhere you find old-school European cultures or new-school hipster butchers. Find that second group and you may also find some serious experimentation with traditional recipes introducing exciting new flavors and techniques. Take, for example, the leak ash porcini salami at Gwen in Los Angeles, or the clove-rubbed pork shoulder from Creminelli in Salt Lake City, Utah.
Can charcuterie be vegan?
Can the growing population of those who eschew meat enjoy a charcuterie tray? Must they stick with cashew cheese? Since the world of charcuterie seems to be all about reinterpreting traditions, why not stretch the limits a little more and expand the charcuterie table to accommodate everyone including vegetarians and vegans? All it takes to make a vegetarian charcuterie board is a little imagination. The same goes for making charcuterie vegan with irresistible vegan charcuterie recipes like mushroom pâtés and vegetable terrines. (I include links to inspiring recipes in my list of vegan charcuterie ideas.)
5 tips for making the best charcuterie boards
1. Get personal with your DIY charcuterie theme
Put a little thought into your selection. Having a theme in mind helps narrow the focus and makes it easier to choose. And there are a lot of choices to make! Consider featuring a place, a season, a flavor profile, even a color. Or get really personal by creating a board highlighting your special someone’s favorite things.
2. Select the featured items first for your charcuterie for two
When composing any type of board, I rely on the rule of 3s to anchor the presentation. With cheeses I may select cheese by type of milk (cow, sheep, goat). Try composing your charcuterie board by region, (Italian, French, and Spanish), or feature one item three ways (like with the seafood lovers board in the examples). What about that vegan board? Consider these trios: grains, vegetables, and legumes; or wild mushrooms three ways.
3. Add creative condiments to your charcuterie platter
Mustards, flavorful pickles, and olives are classic accompaniments for traditional charcuterie. But sweeter flavors are also welcome. Try Italian mostarda (sweet, spicy preserved fruits), jams and preserves, fresh or dried fruits, and nuts. All these flavorful bits are also welcome on any vegetarian charcuterie platteer. Breads and crackers are also nice to have for building the perfect bite.
4. Consider where you’re serving charcuterie
Nothing says impromptu picnic like a decadent cheese and meat platter. Make sure yours is up for the adventure. Most preserved meats and cheeses lend themselves well to picnic baskets or backpacks. Condiments, grains, and softer vegetable items may prove slightly more challenging. If there’s something squishy or runny, make sure it’s packed in a sturdy container. Spice jars make great vessels for most condiments (just make sure liquids are well sealed). Wrap them all up in colorful tea towels that can double as napkins and tablecloths in a pinch.
When you set out to seduce, it’s important to be prepared. Besides, thinking ahead and having the necessities is sexy! Utensils, including a good picnic knife, are a must. Choose one with its own sheath over the blade for safety. This is my favorite picnic knife. Small cutting boards are great for prep AND for presentation. (These are the ones I use.) Pre-chilled beverages should also be on your checklist. And, of course, a trash bag or container to pack out the remains.
5. Consider how your charcuterie ingredients look together
You may have all the right moves and all the right foods, but don’t underestimate the seductive power of creative presentation. It starts in the kitchen when selecting ingredients for a charcuterie board: pick a variety of colors and shapes. Really shine by adding some chopped herbs or edible flowers for garnish.
Lastly, see above for functional tips: colorful tea towels, a cutting board and knife, add light-weight colorful (and reusable) plates and utensils if your taking your charcuterie to an outdoor location, and something delicious, perhaps sparkling wine, to sip along with your tasty treats. Champagne and charcuterie is among my favorite food and wine pairing experiences.
DIY Charcuterie Board Inspiration
I’ve linked to recommended charcuterie board recipes and and products within these lists. But if you don’t have a good, local source for meat and cheese for a charcuterie board, I highly recommend D’Artagnan. They make an outstanding source for anything that goes on a charcuterie plate.
Simple charcuterie board with classic French ingredients
How to build a seafood charcuterie board
Excellent quality tinned smoked mussels, oysters, and octopus
Hot and cold smoked salmon
Citrus cured olives
Cracked pepper table water crackers
How to arrange a charcuterie board for vegans
David Lebovitz Faux Gras (modified with vegan butter and vegan brown sugar)
Harrisa-Roasted Carrot and Bean Dip
Mediterranean Olive and Vegetable Rillettes (from the classic book Charcuterie by Michael Ruhlman & Brian Polcyn)
Carrot Top Pesto
Giardiniera (Italian style pickled vegetables)
Sea salt flatbreads
How much charcuterie per person?
If you’re making charcuterie for a romantic evening, or afternoon, you want to plan on 2-3 ounces of charcuterie meat per person, or 5 if you are serving the charcuterie in place of a meal. Just keep in mind that most charcuterie meats are very rich, so you’ll want to serve it with lots of breads, pickles and other garnishes. (For vegan charcuterie boards, make sure to have 2-3 ounces of proteins and rich items like a vegetable terrine or 5 ounces for a meal.)
If you want to take these diy charcuterie boards ideas and use them for entertaining a crowd, plan on a good variety of 2-3 ounce appetizer portions and extra in reserve in case your easy charcuterie board is the hit of the party.
Featured image by Alex Guillaume
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