The Best Valentine’s Day Chocolate EVER

Valentine's Day Chocolate from Artisanne Chocolatier | Eat Something Sexy

Raising the bar on the sensuality of chocolate

We like to think that when it comes to chocolate, we at EatSomethingSexy have seen it all. So we get incredibly excited when we find something new. And we could hardly believe our luck when we spotted a super sensual work of art on Facebook… and it was made of chocolate! We think our find just might be the best Valentine’s Day Chocolate ever.

Hand-crafted by an artist

Made by Artisanne Chocolatier, these sensual chocolate kisses fill our hearts with love–the love for artistic, chocolatey goodness. They’re made from a 61% dark chocolate shell, molded into the shape of a perfect smile. The chocolate is airbrushed by hand with garnet cocoa butter to perfect the look of a perfectly kissable, lipstick-painted mouth. Chocolatier Artisanne Chocolatier Hand-painted Lips | Eat Something SexyAnne Boulley is the artist behind these and many other confectionary surprises. She explained to us that she fills each chocolate with freeze-dried, organic raspberries and a milk chocolate ganache. These are truly in a different league from any boxed Valentine’s Day chocolate we’ve found.

Now, of course, what you see on Facebook is not always what you get. But since Artisanne ships nationwide, we were able to taste for ourselves. And we can confirm that these chocolate kisses are exciting to eat as they are to view. The candy shell is wafer thin, filled with the perfect balance of soft, sweet ganache and tart, tangy red raspberry. If your lover is into sweet stuff, this seriously is the best chocolate message you could send the one you love.

The chocolates are sold in boxes of seven Raspberry Kisses for $12. To order online, visit Artisanne.

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