spring for asparagus

Come on, could there be any question of the long, fibrous shaft's ability to excite?

The Vegetarian Society, which recommends feeding asparagus to your lover by hand, suggests that three straight days of shaft nibbling produce the most aphrodisiac effects. (Sure, three days of this spring veg will give you some strange -smelling pee, but you do that in private. Who's going to know?)

The secret to asparagus is in more than its shape. This pencil-sized veg is also packed with nutrients needed for healthy hormone production, including a whollop of vitamin E (which is also great for your skin!).